Things I Have Learned In The Past 5 Minutes

Though they are the 2 coolest people I know.....

1. JR and Todd know absolutely nothing about coffee in any of its forms.
2. They are not coffee drinkers nor do they possess any knowledge of how coffee is prepared, and have no interest in acquiring such knowledge. Therefore, they are disqualified from making any statements, comments, suggestions, theories, etc. in regards to the taste, flavor, and/or strength of coffee.
3. They also think their jokes regarding coffee are humorous and amusing...but
insulting others deeply held passion for coffee and coffee based beverages, and the ingenious coffee phenomenon known as Starbucks is unacceptable by all reasonable standards.
4. On another note...they are also extremely jealous that the Football teams they cheer for are in such a weak conference that they find it necessary (and perhaps a convenient way to mask the truth) to make incoherent statements regarding the toughest conference in College Football...better known as the SEC...GO DAWGS!! (and no I am not a fan of my conference...but my favorite team just happens to be in the toughest one so get over it)